Donkey Sports Insider

2/10/25:  Things we know to be true in 2025:

-The Ohio State Buckeyes are your National Champions.

-The Ohio State Buckeyes did not cheat to win a National Championship.

-The Ohio State Buckeyes went Belt-TO-Ass in all of the playoff games.

-Tennessee fans talked so much shit they proclaimed The Shoe as Neyland North then proceeded to watch the Vols get clapped with the game being over before halftime.  All we heard from everyone in media was how awesome their fanbase was and it wouldn’t feel like a home game for Ohio State.  However many Vols fans left the Shoe in the second quarter because the bitches were cold.   SEC…SEC my ass.  Get in your car and get the fuck out.

-Oregon got clapped faster than Tennessee which is their only accomplishment considering how fast the Tennessee game was over. Congrats Ducks.  Ohio State had more points in the first half than Oregon has uniform combinations.  After this blowout it was an absolute joy watching all the Oregons fans faces in the crowd and the “experts” back peddling on Ohio State.

-The experts this week were thinking surely Ohio State will lose now.  Nope.  Texas fans really didn’t talk as much shit as Tenn and Oregon fans because they knew.  They knew that pissed off buzzsaw was coming for them next.  The SEC narrative got blown the fuck up.  AGAIN.  Boy ohh boy.  Finebaum and crew were having such a terrible time they were already trying to bring up the narrative that there must be something wrong with the new playoffs now that all SEC teams were sitting on the couch watching like the rest of us. Tough titties fellas.

-Notre Dame fans smartly remained quiet for the most part except for Old Man Jenkins.  I don’t think he realizes what he’s saying most of the time in his defense.  I always try to give Lou a pass because he’s Lou I guess.  Any who.  One thing that was obvious after ND went down the field and scored on their first possession they were done.  O’l boy went to the sideline and puked and they were already spent.  Ohio State went right down the field and scored in multiple possessions. At one point it was 31-7.  The game was over.  I knew it, you knew it, and the American people knew it.  All that was left was Ohio State taking their foot off the gas trying to run clock and ND scoring some late TD to make it look presentable but it was far from it in reality.  Ohio State had completed another Belt-TO-Ass to complete the gauntlet and bring home the National Championship hardware to Columbus.  FunFact: The last time the Irish beat Ohio State they were wearing leather helmets.

-The Ohio State Buckeye haters are having just a terrible time coping with it especially Blueballs U in Ann Arbor.  As an Ohio State fan I wear all the hate as a badge of honor.  People hate a consistent winner and Ohio State has all the receipts.  I suggest if you ever get a chance walk into the Woody Hayes Athletic Center and look at all the receipts.  Among all the hardware one of the coolest being the only place you will see a 2 time Heisman Trophy winner and his trophies on display.

-Blueballs U fanbase who constantly accuses Ohio State fans of living in the past now have to accept the current with The Ohio State Buckeyes as the current National Champions.  Life comes at ya fast.